Dragon : Hmm, you don't say... Go on Salem, its your turn.

Salem : Okay dokey matey blokey. Jak-L, Kingpin is becoming quite a cutthroat game these days and there always seems to be a team that is snapping at Mamas heels. How do you manage to maintain an edge on the competition?

Jak-L : Its simple, we recruit only the finest players. Dragon for instance was an exceptionally good find, he has without a shadow of a doubt got "the mad abillz". I have never seen a player with such mastery of the levels, dexterity with the mouse or the all round good looks required to carry it all off. Truly he is the total package.

Salem : Get out of it, you know he's merely a poor carbon copy of my skillz, why he couldn't beat me on my worst and his best day.

Jak-L : Rubbish man, what about the time I... erm he caught you with the HMG off the roof on KPDM1? That was pure 'leetage!

Jak-L : Actually everything I just said was a total fabrication and I have no genuine recollection of any such event ever having actually occurred. If such an event were to take place it would be because Dragon is a camping tart that just can't stay away from the best weapons.

Dragon : Pack it in S, it's not your turn.

Salem : Whaddya mean it's not my turn, you're hogging him! You just had 2 goes!!

Dragon : It's not my fault you asked 2 questions, what was I supposed to do ignore the second one?

Salem : I only asked one question, the second was a statement of pure fact.

Dragon : Look if your going to start getting childish I'm going home. Lets see how you manage to ask your questions and throw your voice at the same time.

Salem : Alright then, go home see if I care .................. Hold on D, let's not be hasty.

Dragon : No, I think we should call it a day before someone gets a smack in the chops.

Salem : Ok mate, but what am I going to do with him?

Dragon : Do what you always do, roll him up in a carpet and throw him in the canal.

Salem : Seems a bit harsh mate, I mean its not like he even got a chance to say anything is it?

Dragon : <sigh> Ok, I'll ask him a question and when I say "now" you can take the tape off. Here goes. So Jak-L, any last thoughts for our readers? NOW!

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