Salem : Me? Nah, I never think that far ahead. I'll tell you what, you have a go and I'll try to think of something.

Dragon : Its always me that has to do the talking isn't it? Its always "she's nice over there D, lets go and have a chat with her, I may be able to tap off with her.", 15 mins later I'm left talking to something that could only be called attractive in a total black out while your off on the dance floor having some kind of seizure.

Salem : Oy! I'm a quality dancer, look!

<Crash>

Dragon : Excellent mate, I'll start the interview and you can try and get your foot out of the TV. Ok Jak-L I'm sure that there is at least one person out there that would be interested in how you got into Kingpin in the first place?

Jak-L : mumphmmmMummphmuuumuumph!

Dragon : Salem, this isn't going to work. I can't tell what he's saying. I'll take the tape off.

Salem : NO!! Don't!

Jak-L : SPA..MmmmmMumph

Salem : Blimey that was a close one! Don't even think of touching that tape again!

Dragon : Sorry mate, I forgot. How are we going to do this then? If he can't talk we can't interview him.

Salem : Of course we can, we just won't get any sensible answers. It'll be no worse than talking to him with the tape off. Hang on a mo, we could take turns answering his questions for him by throwing our voices. That could work!

Dragon : That's the most stupid plan I have ever heard, its pathetic, its puerile, its, its... It's our only option isn't it?

Jak-L : Salem's the finest person I have ever met, he has treated me very well and I promise not to press charges when this interview is over.

Dragon : Nice one S, that's not bad at all!

Salem : Cheers mate.