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Contributing
Editor:
Salem
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From the
sublime to the ridiculous
Lady Quizical has
seen it all. Her guiding
hand and her ability to
probe her subjects has
been the inspiration for
generations new and old
of Mama clanites.
For days, months and years
she has watched over her
offspring and taken pleasure
in watching them grow
from uncultured savages
into finely-honed interview
machines. Now its time
to turn her hungry progeny
loose on the world and
gaming community alike.
Player,
programmer, peon, artist,
hardware specialist or
llama it doesn't make
a difference to the Quizlings.
If theres a story worth
hearing it will be uncovered,
dissected, lovingly arranged
and presented to our gentle
readers via this page.
Let the interviewee beware,
this will be no light
hearted 'Letterman-esque'
romp. Oh no, this is no
holds barred journalism.
However
the Lady is not
without her problem children.
One or two of her brats
have turned rogue. Not
content with the day to
day rigmarole involved
in tracking down the social
elite for their two pennys
worth, they have found
a new burning desire to
warp the facts at their
disposal. What they can't
find legitimately they
will expertly construct
from their own imagination.
This wretched refuse are
always looking for ways
to get another Date
With Ya-Mama and
their pranks are the stuff
of legends. To this day
the Lady does not
know how they got her
to sign the same peep
show contract that the
Archive bitch
agreed to, but nevertheless
they did.
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