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By The Jak-L
- Cheese sandwich
goes into
a pub:
Cheese S:
'Can I have
a pint please
bartender'
Bartender:
'Sorry we
don't serve
food here'
Anonymous
- A blonde,
a brunette,
and a redhead
all work at
the same office
for a female
boss who always
goes home
early. "Hey,
girls,"
says the brunette,
"let's
go home early
tomorrow.
She'll never
know."
So the next
day, they
all leave
right after
the boss does.
The brunette
gets some
extra gardening
done, the
redhead goes
to a bar,
and the blonde
goes home
to find her
husband having
sex with the
female boss!
She quietly
sneaks out
of the house
and returns
at her normal
time. "That
was fun,"
says the brunette.
"We should
do it again
sometime."
"No way,"
says the blonde.
"I almost
got caught."
By
Sickbag
- One day
mom was cleaning
Junior's room
and in the
closet she
found a bondage
S+M magazine.
This was highly
upsetting
for her. She
hid the magazine
until his
father got
home and showed
it to him.
He looked
at it and
handed it
back to her
without a
word. She
finally asked
him, "
Well what
should we
do about this?"
Dad looked
at her and
said, "Well,
I don't think
you should
spank him."
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