Welcome to the Archives. It is a section of old news, of clan history, of members new and crusty, of league domination, and of the construction of this stellar website, and it charts the making of the gargantuan corporate monster that is Ya Mama. You may think that this a place for nerdy bookworms and those with an unhealthy addiction to computer games which extends beyond mere playing, but then you obviously haven't met our dear hostess to the right of me, who runs this place.

Everything in these pages has been placed on her leather desk, before her delicate gaze, for her affectionate approval, and is imbued with her own personal feminine touch. She is just one of the many gorgeous creatures working for Ya Mama, and she is currently occupying the position of 'Library Bitch'. The more people that visit this particular section, the more credits she earns in the Mama bank and the higher she rises in the grand scheme of things, and since she is an ambitious working girl, she has decided to sell her wares. For every hundred hits she receives, she will permanently remove one piece of clothing; she is that devoted to attaining promotion.

You may be a clan rider, suffering from a fit of nostalgia, who wants to see how and when you entered the big time and what you have since achieved. You may be a MaMa| wannabe, who wants to find out how to gain her favour. You may be a MaMa| pretender who is desperate to emulate her success, and is here to find out what makes her so Hot and perhaps steal her tricks. Or you may be one of Ya Mama's fans, one of the many millions who have felt her beating stick, and come back, in awe and worship, for more. Whatever you are, rest assured you have found the heart of Ya Mama, the story of her life and the growth of her dominance. Read, learn, and admire.